sorry it's my shalashian temperament

my favorite part was when Odysseus said to Antinous "you Odyssey deez nuts" and stabbed him

go see local theater, go see small theater, go on pay what you can nights, check for rush ticket prices, student prices, senior prices, group prices, see if their preview nights are cheaper, go to free arts festivals, library events, open mic nights and comedy nights at coffee shops and bars, go see kid’s theatre (even if you don’t have kids), go see plays at your local university (they’re often cheap or free) etc. I promise there is more free/inexpensive art around you than you think! you just gotta look and give things you haven’t heard of a chance!

I need a better name for Gavilar Dalinar Sadeas Navani Ialai Evi than “the war crimes 6” because I want to move away as much as possible from the tumblr quirky “treating human rights atrocities that typically don’t happen to white Americans as silly joke fodder, as opposed to a real thing that really happens, and the defense is always like okay but it’s fictional it’s fine to joke about, when I know damn well they would be like “this is edgy and horrible” about a rape joke or a suicide baiting joke, so why is this different? I mean I know why but I Want You To Say The Quiet Part Out Loud” bullshit that was everywhere in 2022. And like, I think the best I’ve got that gets across the same vibes and is about as pithy while also being explicit about the shit they were doing while also not coming across like a massive edgelord is “the citylord beheader 6” which is really funny because it was pretty much just Sadeas doing that but sure the 5 others can be complicit too, fuck ‘em

I’m actually so glad you said that because I’ve been feeling the same way even though I’m definitely guilty of using that term. May I suggest the Alethi conquest era six (/ five -if we’re excluding Evi who did nothing wrong the poor woman)?

you know what’s funny? Dalinar was legit getting visions from God, and he somehow managed to misinterpret them as a sign that he should get back together with his toxic ex. like… girl. pls

unfortunately i have managed to get attached to sadeas and dalinar calling each other "storming chull" and "storming eel" as playful affectionate friendly-bullying nickname bullshit while they're on good terms. in like a call and response. i do not think this is something any actual irl human has ever done ever and i kinda think its ooc for them but whatever

Imagine if there was Dalinar and there was also Sadeas and they gay kissed. Is it possible? Dalinar Sadeas Gay Kiss No Shirts what then Sanderson. What then

Hey do you guys ever suddenly remember that Sadeas and Dalinar were like that and need to go lie down? No? Just me?

the thing about Sadeas/Dalinar is that they know and respect each other enough to take the other seriously as a threat, and like idk I just think that’s kind of really profoundly romantic and erotic

concept: sci-fi/fantasy drag king show performance as Dalinar doing genghis khan by miike snow

transmasc literate sadeas doodling torol sadeas-kholin in his notebooks if you even care

It's sadalinar disco time!- Heart of Glass by Blondie is a sadalinar song!!!

Comedy of Errors and Making it Work are peak!

Pitching that we have no white people in the stormlight adaptation except Alan Tudyk voices all the "chickens"

Getting a lot of responses with other exceptions to my no white people pitch, but I stand by what I said.