a little blue jacket

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

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alcohol

war thunder forums

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men