a little blue jacket

You never recover from being weird in middle school

hence why we are on tumblr

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

the internet has made people feel like their personal opinion on every topic is valuable and important and holds equal weight to everyone else’s but the truth is some spaces aren’t for you and some things you just can’t relate to or understand and that’s okay. learn when to stay quiet instead of inserting yourself into conversations that are actually nothing to do with you

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

phone in bed show me what I need to see

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot