a little blue jacket

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

nice wound. Could use some salt though

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

stop putting fuck ass captions on pictures bro i wanna reblog that

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won