Your Local Ace Goblin

How many Tangled the series YouTube videos have been demonetised because they mention the kingdom Rapunzel lives in, Corona?

Who else has shitty, anonymous fanfiction online that they’re really proud of but know that it’s one of the cringest things ever written?

Has someone made a Gravity Falls Beetlejuice Au?

Spread joy, not LaCroix

Just remember, if you can’t be successful or even mediocre, you can be someone else’s source of schadenfreude

One time when I was ten we were talking about how all good artists had to be gay at the dinner table. My dumbass said “What about Freddy Mercury?” And didn’t know why everyone was laughing. Obviously I had never seen a picture of him or I did and thought that was a straight man

Elizabeth Bennet would have to call Mr Darcy “Mr Darcy” during adult fun times because no way someone would yell out Fitzwilliam and not laugh the whole time

Imagine you have more than one kid and you tell all of them that one of the other kids is adopted when they’re not. They’ll be hanging onto this false secret for years, wondering how the other doesn’t know while the other is wondering the same thing. Eventually they’ll have an interaction like “you’re adopted” “no you are” and have no idea what to believe. Thank yew.

That feminine urge to lose a shitton of weight and have a massive glow up because all your friends are smarter and better at everything so you might as well be hot.

Ace culture is realising people actually wanted to shag celebrities and didn’t just want to hang out with them and be friends