An Embarassment

Be more like Freddie Mercury. Dress as loudly as you want. Chase love recklessly. Own many cats. Surround yourself with your physical possessions. Sing in public and don’t care what people think. Mind your business, unless someone isn’t minding their business, and then you’re allowed to rough them up a bit. Commit petty theft. Commit as many crimes as you can get away with. Steal your ex’s cats. Steal people’s clothes. St

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

Eh.