Sof

this wound needs more salt

dont flirt with me. im easy to manipulate

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

that's also to say there's a moral imperative to interpret everything as queer to the greatest extent possible

nooo brain ahah don't pay attention to that random wave of sadness please

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

It’s officially October which means I can finally reblog this without shame

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign" 

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

Slavery

Mistake

Cheese

Yeehaw

hershey

heat-red

Rain

intense

Mormon’s

also-mormons

Vacquero

trees

Music (usually country)

Syrup.

Plains

Shootings :/

Weed or Rain

Expensive

Roses

peaches

Bad

corrupt politicians 🤮 (2words but could litteraly be from anywhere)

Crabs

Hell

gay

Overpopulation

Southern Canada

hot

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

I love the blend of old and new.

This is fantastic stuff. Remember what is useful and beautiful in the old, while embracing what is useful and beautiful in the new.