I love blue 3000

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

the wistful sigh of a girl with burger-related desires

mfs say “i’m fine” then detach themselves from everyone in their lives for weeks. that’s me, i’m mfs

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

percy should have gotten to keep the curse of achilles because he didn't have enough time to be really stupid with it. he had it for max five months before he disappeared and that's when he's recovering from a war. if he had been able to have it for like a few more years he'd have become vine famous. he'd be bouncing around jumping from building to building like spiderman. doing insane skateboard tricks. being an impulsive 16 year old who is pretty much invincible! percy should get more time to be stupid with his demigod powers it's his RIGHT

Go ahead and watch my heart burn

bugs bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way