Another Nerdy Blog

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects

Do you mean psychological or physiological attachments?

hot glue gun

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

the most beautiful woman you've ever seen was a series regular on a bad sci-fi show from 20-40 years ago

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it