I should go to bed.

Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

when a girl has a gut <333

Today’s favorite customer: eight-year-old girl wearing head-to-toe pink (magenta leggings, pastel pink sundress, bubblegum pink sunglasses and hat) purchasing pink DnD dice.

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[ID: a digital doodle of the above scenario. On the left, a woman without glasses squints her eyes severely and has to scowl as a result. On the right, the same woman now has round glasses, making her eyes large and letting her grin sweetly. /end ID]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil