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Happy Casimir Pulaski Day to those who celebrate.

I'll be in the bathroom, questioning my faith and sobbing hysterically ✌️

#sufjan stevens #casimir pulaski day #shirt tucked in #shoes untied

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thisawkwardmachine

I'm working on a dress right now but how am I supposed to decide which of these labels I should sew into it?

charliesangelsisbetter

birthmarks are so crazy and so sweet. just a little spot on your body that’s always been there. and people make up sweet little stories about them because we love to romanticise being human. where are your birthmarks mine is on my eyelid!

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i have a birthmark on my left ringfinger that looks like a burst blood vessel/bruise and i like to trick people by going ‘oh no! whats happened to my finger!’ and when they look concerned i say. i was born. just my little trick, for i am a jokester

i have a matching birthmark on the same toe of my left foot. i like them theyre my friends

wildbayou

I have a kinda big one on my lower right leg

lisettecharlotte

Mine's in the shape of a heart on my butt cheek 💜🍑

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Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

naamahdarling

I realized looking at these that I absolutely still relate to her as a person, not a puppet, and that is magical.

lisettecharlotte

Omg I found this book in an op shop in Australia and it is perfection

canisonicscrewyou

Real Quick- What’s your preferred method of putting yourself to sleep?

Melatonin

THE Sleepytime Tea

I take specific sleep medication(s)

My other medication(s) have helped me regulate my sleep schedule now

Benadryl

Some specific herbal supplement

The Podcasts (tell me which)

I just go to sleep :) (fucka you)

Weed

Other, or A Combo of above (tell me in the tags<33) / Show Results

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023

#cold shower #stretching #moisturise with coconut oil #vanilla ylang ylang or frangipane scented

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leahgardner-art

Red Eye. Oil on wood panel, 2022

roadmotel

christopher bursk, “ovid at fifteen” (2003) // david álvarez, “metamorpho” (2021), “agony” (2021)

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#you can stack twos #they multiply #you can stack fours on top of twos #but you can't stack twos on top of fours #everyone uses all their twos then all their fours then some poor sucker has to draw like 32

ganymedesrocks

Lee Hyun-Joung, b. 1972, studied at Sejong University, where she graduated with a B.A. in Fine Arts in 1994.

Chemin Bleu, Contemplation Bleue and Chemin Vert are three works, the artist, completed, working with Korean ink and traditional pigments on handmade Hanji paper in 2020. The artist Lives and Works in Paris, courtesy Triptyque Galerie and also seen with Colossal.

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My new painting “Winter fox” oil on canvas 15x15 cm

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Via Schatky (broken link removed) with thanks to Lickal0lli for the translation

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Alexandra Velichko - Stormy Day, 2022

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What is the Best Worst Gift in Jane Austen's Novels?

Frank Churchill giving Jane a mystery piano she can't explain

Colonel Brandon gifting Ed a living so he can marry the girl he doesn't love

Mrs. Norris giving William probably a single pound and claiming great generosity

Lady Bertram promising Fanny a puppy if she marries that dude she hates

Lucy marking her territory by giving Edward a hair ring

Willoughby gifting Marianne a horse but forgetting that they like, eat

Henry C. gifting Fanny a promoted brother with a consolation prize of marriage

Mary C. gifting Fanny a second-hand obligation necklace

Tom giving Fanny constant duplicate sewing materials

I forgot a best worst gift! Tell me below

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

There are a lot of gifts of doubtful goodness in Mansfield Park!

I'm not including the good gifts. These are only dubious gifts. Colonel Brandon's gift is an edge case because it's the result not the gift which is suspect.

What I presume went down to create this *masterpiece*

Patron: Nico. Buddy. Mate. Love the painting so far. *chef's kiss*

Niccolò Frangipane: Yeah it's no Titian, but it's not half bad.

Patron: I'm just thinking though, perhaps we can make it a bit... sexier? You know, more sexually explicit?

Nico: There is literally a satyr fingering a cantaloupe.

Patron: And I LOVE that...

Nico: But?

Patron: Yeah, butts. Can we put some cute peaches around that look like butts?

Nico: If you look closely, there are already peaches on the table.

Patron: Yeah... but they're not super butt-like though...

Nico: Sometimes less is more.

Patron: What about some gourds that look like massive dongs?

Nico: Gourds are overdone.

Patron: ...figs that look like suspiciously vaginal?

Nico: Cliché to the max.

Patron: What about sausages? Everyone loves sausages! No one paints sausages these days.

Nico: Hmmm. You might have something there...

Read more about fruit and vegetable as sexual metaphor in Renaissance Italy here:

leahgardner-art

paintings that feel minty fresh 🍃

all of these are available as giclée prints on my site!

#love the texture #i wanna eat it #excellent shadows

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