babygirl

Me siento estúpido

ghost spotting/comfirmed cosplay

certified iconic post

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

“what kind of job do you want in the future?” i don’t

you fuckin bet i do

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

hey op your cat is psychic

Coconut conditioner and king princess lip-syncing-dance-sessions aren’t going to fix anything but it’s really the small things that can pick you up and make you see that life at is simplest is sometimes the best part

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.

The bit that stayed with me was the guy who had a sippy cup from his grandmother. His wife complained about it, because yeah, it’s a little weird to be a grown, able-bodied person with a sippy-cup. But Marie Kondo didn’t even blink about it. She asked if it sparked joy, he said yes. She asked if he ever did drink out of it like he planned to, he said no. And without missing a beat, she was like, “Ok, so let’s not keep that in the kitchen, let’s find somewhere else to keep that for you to see it and spark joy, but where it isn’t in the way of other things.” I love that. I love that there is no “if you don’t use it” or “if it’s old and broken” criteria for throwing things out, not really. It’s about if it makes you happy to have and if you want to carry it into your future.