you must show how much you really love and care about birds by constantly crowding & mobbing individual 'famous' birds with hundreds of others everywhere they go (usually somewhere unfamiliar to them), just so everyone can post the exact same looking photos on instagram of said bird

brooke candy fag mob...

being regarded as a potential school shooter while in jr high/high school gives you deep esoteric knowledge, like which popular late 00s-early 10s songs were about school shooters

whats the opposite of a he/him lesbian ftm, where you adamantly refused the label of 'lesbian' for most of your life despite everyone putting that label on you (either kindly or derogatorily), and then 1 single droplet of testosterone turned you into the most ass n titties straight man ever that there's no way you or anyone could ever describe it as "loving women in a lesbian way"

being a trans man online sucks cuz either everything you experience is reduced to misogyny (when cis women have been the biggest perpetrators and 99% of cis women do not relate to you one bit), or you're supposed to just sit down and shut up because you're a man which means retroactively everyone loves you and kisses your feet