(You know what I'll say my peace. This may be the last RWBY hate and Jaune defense I'm doing. I will talk about James, Pyrrha, and Summer later on. So I'm sorry. And to let you know I'm guilty of this too.)
Jaune: What is y'alls beef with me?
Jaune: Why do you hate me so much?
Rwby fan: Because you steal screen from the main characters.
Jaune: For real? Okay, sorry but what about Harriet? Winter. Robyn. Or Qrow.
Jaune: And since we are talking about time what has any of the main characters, you so believe to be, accomplished during said screen time they had?
RWBY fan: They accomplished plenty.
RWBY fan: Yeah, take your waste of screen time out of here. Pyrrha should have lived instead of you.
Me: *appeared* What up bitch?
RWBY fan: The hell? What are you doing?
Me: I'm here for that claim. Rep your set. What have any of your main characters accomplished with the amount of screen time they're given?
RWBY fan: Why is this important?
Me: Because you keep saying the same stupid shit and I am tired of it. So explain?
RWBY fan: Well Ruby evacuated the people of Mantle. That was supposed to be Jaune’s job.
RWBY fan: Weiss finally took down her father and saved her people.
RWBY fan: Blake stopped Adam and the White Fang. Not only that her and Yang got the Happy huntresses on their side.
RWBY fan: Yang finally finds her mother. Overcomes her fear with Adam. Got the relic scoring a victory for our heroes. And she has a girlfriend.
Me: okay so did Ruby master her silver eyes?
RWBY: Um, that's not the -
Me: No. Nope, that is important to learn because you know Salem exists. Speaking of Salem, can Ruby’s eyes even work on her?
RWBY fan: That is irrelevant.
Me: Bet, so when Salem arrived in Atlas what was she doing?
RWBY fan: She was protecting Penny and Nora.
Me: So while Jaune was on the battlefield trying to get Oscar back Ruby was sitting on her ass.
Me: What about her mom? Did she discover anything about her?
RWBY fan: Only that she met Salem and-
Me: Ruby theorized. She only knows part of the story. Raven does.
Me: People fell off the bridge. Penny is dead. Those people including Jaune’s teammates would have died if Jaune didn't stab Penny to save them. So technically he did his job and succeeded. While Ruby's plan, Amity Arena, fell apart.
Me: Alright, Weiss. Look, I said it before she screwed her family. She did nothing for her people. I mean come on she destroyed her home with nothing to show for it.
RWBY fan: I mean she's gotten better.
Me: Yeah and less mature. Winter has an army to command and people who need her. Whitley has to run what little is left of his family business while Weiss gets to be with her friends and have fun—contributing nothing.
Me: And I said before volume 6 that Weiss should have gone home. Go to Ironwood. Fill him in on her friend's situation and have him make an exception to bring them to Atlas. Instead, Weiss steals from Atlas military agents, destroys Atlas property, and endangers thousands to avoid her father.
Me: Yeah, he made the plan but it’s crazy everyone agreed to it. More importantly, he didn’t even lead the operation. Ruby did. And guess what it still somehow worked despite the people getting involved. But can I please say that the way Cordovan conducted herself was insane. Like, was a giant robot really necessary?
Me: Blake repeated the same mistakes that led her to become the person she was back in volumes 1-5. She faced no consequences for her choices. Her parents, friends, and teammates welcomed her back with open arms. No one called her on it. Just Sun.
RWBY fan: Well she promised Yang she wouldn’t run away again.
Me: Fine, but does that change the fact that she told Robyn everything going off the deep end which like volume 2 got people either hurt or killed? And insane damage to a bridge or a whole city block. Not to mention once they were caught they drove Ironwood off the deep end.
RWBY fan: Oh come on Ratchet. He was already there.
Me: I will talk about James and his bull shit later but come on you have to admit they were dirty for that. Especially Yang.
Me: Yang was given a relic which she then gave to Ozpin. Then Ruby took it. Ruby almost lost it. Ruby then gave it to Oscar, knowing damn well he couldn’t fight yet. Then he lost it to Neo. And though she asked about it she never bothered trying to reclaim it or mention it ever again. Especially when they were in enemy territory.
Rwby fan: Okay but that's not her fault.
Me: … … … *breaths* Okay but here’s the thing, Yang called Ruby out on lying to James, who mind you gave her an arm. She debated on it with Ruby. But all of a sudden Blake thought of telling Robyn the truth and Yang was completely on board with it. No speech. No lecture. She was completely down with telling a stranger, someone she doesn’t even know instead of James.
Me: Isn’t that hypocritical? How is she going to judge Ruby, her leader, when she was the one who made a bad call? Never mind how come she can judge the Ace-ops for following orders when she allowed everyone else to bark orders at her? Especially the girl who was a terrorist once and still left her along with her sister to head back to Atlas. So much for keeping a promise.
Rwby: That was different.
Me: Again Blake was never called out on her bull crap. Yang might as well be a simp at this point because not only does she do as Blake tells her but she prioritizes Blake over her own sister. She is more down bad than Pyrrha.
Me: Overall team RWBY hasn’t done squat but makes things worse. And the fact that the people of Remnant find them to be heroes makes me wish Salem killed them all.
Me: Now get ready because this will get crazy. Jaune hasn’t repeated any of his damn mistakes.
Me: When Oscar got kidnapped Jaune took the f***** opportunity to go get him. Though Oscar saved himself that doesn’t change the fact he charged through a warzone to save his friend. Something he damn straight couldn’t do when it came to Pyrrha. Then his team went up against a headmaster. And won.
Rwby fan: Team Rwby beat the Ace op though.
Me: How powerful were the Ace-ops?
Me: That is very important. Round one, the Ace-ops just sneaked them. There was no struggle. They fought a different-skinned Grimm that Jaune managed to help beat. With no weapon in hand. In fact, they fought the same kinds of Grimm as our heroes. What makes them so powerful?
Me: And yeah team RWBY won but second round they lost and got trapped. Not to mention the Ace-ops weren’t even fighting them but each other. Arguing back and forth over orders, they all agreed to follow.
Me: Then Jaune… Jaune managed to hoe Cinder out of the maiden powers. By killing Penny, he made sure Cinder didn’t get what she wanted. Unlike Beacon, where she shot Amber because Jaune wasn't watching the damn door. His one job.
Rwby fan: But Cinder got the relic.
Me: Who’s fault is that? Because I recall Penny was ordered to run. Not his fault. Not to mention Jaune was the reason Team RWBY GOT TO THE TREE.
Rwby fan: See you Jaune fans are the same. You keep dick riding-
Me: Stop. Look, I’m a Jaune fan. At first, I didn’t like him. But in later volumes, the man earned my sympathy and my respect. All I and probably a lot of Jaune fans want is for this man to be happy. So we have him finally pipe a girl, we just want him to be happy and loved and to move on from Pyrrha. When we have him strong and dependable we want this man to be happy and be a hero. We don’t want him to have all that trauma. Why do you think we were happy when Ruby was getting a taste?
Me: I'm just saying can we stop? “Jaune is a self-insert” Oc shipping exists. Come on. Don't act like none of you insert yourselves into these characters from time to time. It's okay. “He takes up screen time” We have completion videos of every character on screen. You will see the difference. “He takes the focus away from the story” Then how about team RWBY be interesting characters then.
Me: Anyways let’s change the subject. Who’s this?
RWBY fan: The curious cat.
Me: No. He’s the Curious Diddy Cat.
Me: I mean he loved Alyx. Then Ruby. And in real life she’s eighteen, but in canon or in the show she’s a
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