I'm like 99% sure this was just the typical 'spider-man morning after the bite' where he can't control his own new strength and Hobie was just trying to play cool introducing himself, like yeah. he totally meant to smash his alarm to pieces. it totally wasn't because he's like. unexpectedly a mutant that can lift buses and multitudes overnight and didn't even realize. he totally didn't sit up panicked at the fact that he just pulverized his alarm right after. he's chill like that. definitely meant to destroy that thing















