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everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.
slapping him because im a sadist and it turns me on but he fights back and hurts me which, because im also a masochist, additionally turns me on

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Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜
Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪
How were the schemes Were the schemes successful
Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee
your month, your mini cat!
In the spirit of my high school German textbook Wie geht's?, which tried to offer a fun, down-to-Earth, contemporary course in German teaching phrases useful even at the beginner level, I have decided I am going to write a German textbook that will get you started with everything you need to know to function in modern German society. It's going to be called Sie Brauchen Ein Anderes Formular.
Chapter 1: Unterlagen und Anträge will introduce you to that most essential element of German society: filling out paperwork. You'll learn to recognize basic vocabulary like Anschrift, Name und Vorname, Addresse, and Postleitzahl. You'll be introduced to rich German cultural practices, like filling out paperwork. You'll learn to tell delightful jokes, like Haben die diese Informationen nicht schon? and Liest denn niemand mehr seine E-Mails? You'll experience medieval customs which are alive and well in Germany, like mailing paper letters to deal with large organizations, and receiving them in return. And, of course, you will learn to socialize with other Germans while bonding over shared activities, like filling out paperwork.
Chapter 2: Alltägliche Belastigungen will cover going out, getting around, and getting things done. You'll learn how to say außer Betrieb, defekt, and nicht einsatzbereit. You'll learn how to make everyday conversation with phrases like Tut mir leid, mein Zug hatte Verspätung, and Ich habe versucht anzurufen, aber es war ständig besetzt. You'll learn about treasured German folkways like the Schuldenbremse and Investitionsschau. And you'll even learn about German mythology, and the tale of the invisible Digitalisierungsinitiative.
Chapter 3: Das Ist Nicht Richtig will teach you how to flourish in German society. You will learn, of course, that Sie brauchen ein anderes Formular. You'll learn how to say Das steht nicht auf Ihrer Webseite; Nein, wirklich, ich habe nachgeschaut; and Woher hätte ich das bitte wissen sollen?, and to recognize common phrases like Das ist nicht mein Problem and Und was soll ich Ihrer Meinung nach dagegen tun? And you'll learn how to ingratiate yourself with others with phrases like Sie haben Recht, das ist mein Fehler; Sie haben Recht, es ist nicht Ihre Aufgabe, so etwas zu wissen; and Mir ist bewusst, dass es unzumutbar ist, von Ihnen zu verlangen, Ihre Arbeit zu machen.
Chapter 4: Systemversagen will delve deeper into the rich texture of German life. You'll learn about everyday heroes, like Apotheker and Apothekerin who keep dangerous drugs like Paracetamol off the streets. You'll learn to blend in with phrases like Natürlich müssen wir die heimische Autoindustrie schützen, and Atomkraft ist eine Umweltkatastrophe, deshalb müssen wir weiter Kohle abbauen. And you'll learn about important ceremonial practices like Datenschutz, around which all of German society is oriented, though nobody seems to remember why.
Chapter 5: Im Rahmen Bleiben will help you embrace the diversity of German society by mastering the untranslatable art of Angepasstheit. You'll learn how to say Warum willst du das denn?, Das ist doch nicht normal, and Die macht das doch nur, um Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen. You'll learn how to pass this gift onto others through ungebetene Kritik an Fremden, and why everything has its ordnende gesellschaftliche Funktion and everybody has their part to play. And after that, I'll start working on my next language textbook: L'Italia Non È Mica Meglio, Ma Almeno Il Tempo È Bello.
"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.
Fic: All I Know (But Not What I Need)
Miles hadn't expected to survive these final nights. But he had, and he'd stayed in New Haven with his coterie. So now he had to face Neil and everything they both couldn't forgive each other for. He had to face Johnny and the fact that he'd rejected Miles. He had to face the idea that Ira might become more to him than a casual distraction. And as if all that hadn't been bad enough, the Setites had done something to him to make him frenzy at court. Now he felt everything Johnny felt, and Johnny felt everything he felt, and it was becoming a fucking problem.
I finished the 66k Path of Night fic I've been working on since January! Post-canon Johnny/Miles soulbond with a big side of Johnny/Miles/Ira and Miles & Neil.

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when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character
The Coterie Ventrue to the Prince: He didn’t do it
The Coterie Brujah: I did it
The Ventrue: He didn’t mean to do it
The Brujah: I wish I’d done it sooner
The Ventrue: He did it for benign reasons
The Brujah: I did it for the worst reasons
The Ventrue: He’s sorry
The Brujah: I’m never sorry
The Ventrue: He’s chastened
The Brujah: I’m doing it again tomorrow
Ties our red string of fate into a lasso and pulls someone else into our relationship
Forgive my man he did all of that but he had a good reason (he's in love with his brother)
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Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

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hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter
“My big boy weighs 1 pound”
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