Hello I love You was @iamsuperdumb

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

i went to gay and stupid island and you were there

i mean. i didnt go

but i heard about it