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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

(inspects u through a microscope) ewwww ewwwww hahaha woahh ewww (continues looking but starts twirling my hair)

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

her pussy kafkaesque the way it has me buggin

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet