And the parakeet still can't fly

Svsss doodle dump😛

last month my brother, a life long touchscreen hater, had to get his first smartphone because he couldn't pay his rent without one since his bank website no longer allows him to use his personal card reader (given by his bank) to make payments. most public transports outside the main city Require that you use the App to get tickets. the other day I went to a brunch place that wouldn't let me order food without going through the App.

And, I think, he’s the kind of guy to make every username some number-and-character combination that contains “Arataka Reigen” because that’s him. That’s his brand. You can go to his business page if you want.

And most of the time, people going back and forth with him on the woodworking subreddit, or the sommelier forums, or the (whatever Reigen’s interest of the month is) discord don’t pay all too much mind to this. But for those who’ve been on the internet for 15 years, they know the reference. This guy’s username is a reference to that old psychic fraud fail man meme guy who got photoshopped into sooooo many things when he was the lolcow of 2012. Some people are even like “lol love the username. salt splash amiright.”

Ominous bird valentines.