green skittles are ok i guess

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

WHY ARE YOU SAYING APHANTASIA?? I'VE KNOWN APHANTASIC PEOPLE. THEY DON'T DO THIS. HOW ARE THESE THINGS CONNECTED???

Aphasia is different then aphantasia

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

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Hey staff I don’t want to fuckingbe forced to interact with every ad that takes up the entire screen and makes it impossible to scroll without opening some random fucking ad link. I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t figure it out

OH MY GOD ?????

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