Jack Lowden

Well I know what Im telling Stella. Yeah but you are my absolute weirdo. But honestly, I miss her too! We definitely need to plan a reunion when we get back. Are you following through, or promising to on a divorce threat over the word 'soccer'? I won't be apologizing...what you going to do now fool? If the next Spain game is in LA, I will actually, absolutely agree we have to take him. Even if you can't promise anything right now, just the fact that it's on the radar is a win for him, we havent decided what it is for me yet.

Ye will dae anything to make her like ye more than me, eh? I'll let ye have Stella, because I've got Roen. Aye, I just might be, ye know. A lot of the shite ye say and dae doesnae bother me, but even uttering the word soccer? That's fucked up, pal. He's gonnae love it. Definitely a win for ye, ye get to spent time with yer boys.

You know I wish there was a 'read' only response for actual face to face interactions sometimes

A smooch works.

you're real for this one, especially since it did really pop up everywhere all of a sudden. don't get me wrong - i like it now and again but yeah, it's not like life-changing like people claim.

I felt the same about Dubai chocolate. Is it good? Aye, of course. But no the price folks were paying for it at its height of popularity. It wasnae life changing shite. Think folks just like hopping on trends.

Aye, fair point, though I’m not sure you could qualify sniffing people’s necks as normal in any fashion. I mean other than your own, this is why you are a menace. Still, a massive step up from Stella’s choice of greeting, so I'll give you that. Obviously.

Well, all the people close to me know am fucking weird and love smelling them, so it's great for me. Dinnae tell Stella that, she'll be very jealous. I miss that gal.

i honestly just want to see who they do choose to play bond, just for all the speculating that has gone on forever. and mighty ducks? now that is a classic and worth begging for. you've got good taste, not to mention going to that set every day would be so nostalgic. i think everyone who's been mentioned in the running should just start lying and saying they've got the role. maybe then the press will stop asking when it has record of like 30 guys saying they're james bond. i can't blame you there when distance is such a tough thing to navigate when you're working on different things. better to be there in person supporting each other through the long days, you know?

Me too, could be anybody, might be somebody we've never heard of, that's sorta the beauty of it. As long as they're right for the role, that's the only thing that matters. Loved Mighty Ducks so much when I was a bairn, got me parents to take me to hockey lessons, and I was so shite I gave up after about a month. That would be funny as fuck, might start doing that when I'm asked. Aye, exactly. The brief times we've worked separately at the same time, it's been pure torture. We try to work around each other's schedules so we can follow the other when they're working. Which is great because ye get to crash each other's sets. That's the best fun.

i offered up saoirse some tickets to my show in ireland in november. of course, that extends to you, too, so hoping you two can make it. how's everything been with you? @limelightlowden

Yes, yes, a million times yes. Even if she doesnae go, am going meself. Things have been great, honestly. Enjoying some downtime with Sersh and Roen, it's been dreamy. How about yerself?

forever outnumbered by the american girls in my life. i'll have to circle back around to this conversation in a couple years, see what kind of accent your kid is rocking. until then, what are you up to? filming anything these days?

There's a beauty in that. We'll definitely have to, I find it fascinating, how folks develop different accents over time. I've got all sorts of stories about them. Just been in Italy, Sersh was shooting a movie there, then we hung around for a few weeks after to explore the city, and have Roen fall deeply in love with Italy like us. Now we're in LA for a wee bit, figured it was time to come oot here and have Roen enjoy more of the world. She cannae get enough of it, I swear. Face always lighting up at all these shiny new places. How about yerself?

nearly 15 years of being friends and you think i’d get better at keeping in touch. you know me though — painfully antisocial and forever living off grid. however, i’m here to change that and request all the jack-related updates. how are you? how’s your little one doing?

Who are ye again? Handsome fella calling me his friend? Alright, I'll take what I can get. I'm grand, just been in Italy for a bit with me gals, now in the US for a wee bit to see friends and all that. Roen is doing so great. She loves going on planes, thank fuck, or oor lives would be fucked honestly. She's growing up way too fast, too. She's crawling around now and trying to get intae everything. Absolutely terrifying, and ye gotta watch her every second, but it's also a great excuse to watch her every second, ye know?

mmh, obviously. i have enjoyed watching your fans go crazy in boston during the world cup. seems so wholesome. shocked you aren't out there playing the bagpipes with them. i am actually in new york now. making a movie with andy samberg. it's been so much fun. you will be begging for her back but by then she will already haven fallen in love with me.

Aye, my personal fans, the Tartan Army. It was tempting, but been spending quality time with me girls in Italy instead, ye know what I'd rather choose any day of the week. Andy Samberg? Blimey, look at you. This mean ye gotta be funny in this one? That's a stretch for ye. Sure, pal. Definitely believe that'll happen.

The literal sound of your mind blowing.

It's a lot of mind to blow, that's why it's so loud a noise.

i'm coming in with the hard hitting questions so give me some hot takes, man. what's something everyone's loving these days that you're just not feeling? @limelightlowden

I live for giving folks me hot takes. Me one at the moment is that I dinnae think matcha is that special. Is it alright? Aye, had it a couple times, and it's pretty nice. But dinnae understand why it's suddenly everywhere.

So boring, pal. No spent it with me wife and bairn in Italy or anything. So dull. How about ye life without me?

Not the selfies. I'll block you. Also, listen to you getting all romantic. That's disgusting, actually. But still sweet. Oh, I've realized that. That's why I spend half my time bullying you. It's the closest thing to affection you're willing to accept. You know what's funny, though? For all your talk about being a masochist, you somehow ended up with one of the nicest people on the planet.

I'll make sure Sersh is in some of them so ye will be begging for more. Pal, am always romantic, what do ye mean? I'll gush about my gals til am blue in the face. I appreciate ye bullying me, I know it means ye love me. Ye dinnae know what she's like in the bedroom, absolute sadist.

i think it's just people want to be on trend and a lot of people also are in health kick. the matcha is a trend and also help with the health kick, so it's a win win for everyone.

Aye, I suppose. Still surprising that it's gone from a relatively unknown thing outside East Asia, to being in all the big coffee shops in the West. We love a trend, apparently. At least it's healthier than all that Dubai chocolate and shite.

If you think I didn't factor that in you are sadly friggin mistaken there Scotmen.

So ye daen it on purpose, eh? Interesting, very interesting.