* 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 / 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬

don’t look at me either. this is an issue for shein workers, not me. please, you know that the moment i whip her out, people are going to copy so can’t fault a man for thinking ahead. don’t think they make bows that big but i’ll do my best. no way, hails. you’re stuck with me. no tapping out or swapping allowed. deal with it.

oh, so that's your master plan ? debut her once and then watch all the copy cats roll in ? i can't believe you're doing this to the little hailey figure and me. i need seven to ten business days to recover from this. hopefully, you've come up with a new game for us by then because otherwise, i might never watch your show.

I've been thinking about doing IVF to have another kid but finding the right time to do that feels like an impossible task. Maybe it's something that I'll focus on next year. Well, I mean Alana and Marielle have already given her cousins but Anwar, Aydan or Bella could, too. And she's got family on Zayns side. So there isn't a lack of the cousins there there. The sibling thing is a whole other ballgame cause I don't know how she would react to no longer being an only child. I'll happily bond with Jack over sharks. We'll have the best time. I'll take him to the aquarium and everything. How would you feel if I took him over night for a trip to the Georgia Aquarium? That place fucking rocks. I haven't heard of pimp my ride in so long. I always thought those shows were so stupid cause there's no way the cars were actually functional. Trust me - it's only going to get worse from there. So I wish you luck on your journey of emotions. I think she was born into the world testing boundaries and I wouldn't have it any other way. Khai is the best. And if people tell me I'm bias then I'm going to take it.

true, it's not just something you can just squeeze in. but who knows, maybe in a year of two, there'll be the perfect time window to start the whole process. have you thought of sperm donor vibes though ? like do you think you'd go for a completely diferent type for this ? or someone with a yale pyschology degree or something like that ? she's always surrounded by kids and i think because of that, she probably wouldn't mind giving up her only child status to become a protective big sister. like she'd probably be so cute with a younger sibling hanging around. i'll definitely let you steal him for an overnight trip so you can take him to the georgia aquarium. knowing the two of you, you'll spend six hours standing in front of the shark exhibits debating which species is the coolest and jack would have the time of his life. right ? but they were pure entertainment when we were like twelve. i mean, remember thinking exhaustion was a whole thing after a day of school ? and mtv being the perfect balance because it was just so dumb ? like who'd voluntarily get onto a bus, only to step out and have an ugly man shout "next" ? not us, but our last functioning brain cells thought it was funny. thank you, i'll take all the luck i can get. but we both know you're only one call away so i can bother you with all of my emotions. your little girl, constantly testing all the boundaries, really is so precious. you've got all the rights in the world to be bias saying she's the best.

Just a reminder that I could die if you don't pay attention to me. Don't you know that you're my lifeline? Without you, I'm destined to suffer a lonely existence, Hailey. Is that what you want? My blood will be on your hands. Okay, now that all the dramatics are over, I really do miss you. How is everything? How's little Jack? I'm missing out on so much and I can't live like this anymore. @haileysbldwin

i disappear for some time and suddenly you're writing your own tragic obituary ? i'm loving every second of this. especially the part where you're all like "my blood will be on your hands". like yes, that's my girl. and for the record ― i'm holding on to this lifeline wherever i go, okay. we're connected even if we're thousands of miles apart. how are you ? how are things with your man ? are you gonna make adidas proud tomorrow night and walk in with the ball ? because if it's not you, i'll be very disappointed. mainly because i'm really rooting for us to finally spend some time together again. i'm good though. no, i'm great, actually. and little jack is too. he's missing his slide ever since we got to new york though. threw a thirty-minute tantrum just now. auntie kenny's way of managing to distract is very missed, just so you know.

i am so late and i really hate myself for that. i have been running around like a mad woman but thank you so much. thank you, that dress is probably one of my favorites. ah jack has great taste i see, well tell him some is coming soon.

oh please babe, you're all good. i know that you're a busy woman. but please tell me you're getting some breaks in and got a nice summer vacation planned sometime soon ? he'll be delighted to hear some new music is coming soon. think you can manage to get a weekend off by the end of august ? because he'd be even more delighted if you tell him in person at his birthday party.

As much as you call me the hell out I will plead the fifth. Dont' make that towel in that fabric if you dont want it used. It’s like drying off with a cloud. Alright you may have raised a elite philosophical question there. If someone else is willing to step in to clean up your mess, who really has the upper hand? I’m going to go ahead and say it's a mutual truce. Are you teasing me with a frozen strawberry margarita experiment? Just promise me it's blended to perfection, no chunky ice allowed. I am really not high maintenance. Just when you think everything is completely under control, then boom something comes along to slap you in the face.

see, you're pleading the fifth here while simultaneously telling me it feels like drying off with a cloud. so, i'm pretty sure that answered every single question i just had. a mutual truce ? i was kind of going for me having the upper hand here, but okay. do you think if someone would clean up your mess it would be a mutual truce too ? yes, frozen strawberry margarita experiment is definitely happening. and i'll have you know, i'm a great bartender. maybe not as good as kendall, but chunky ice will never end up in my blended drinks. yeah, it's god giving small signs that you're not with your forever person. and that's painful, because in a way you're like "it's not even that big of a deal yet it's the one thing that breaks us apart." but i fully trust in whatever's meant to be, will be.

i'll make sure to send those all over your way, as for the slide. we can always just buy another for your place, that way he gets the best of both worlds. amazing, thank you! i'm real excited actually, been looking forward to this since i got the call. i'm sure he's going to be way too excited to, but fingers crossed he's able to go down for one. a jersey too huh? i can't wait to see him in it, but i think i'm more excited to get him a maple leafs one. a waterslide sounds like a perfect idea, i', sure he'll love it. eh yeah, maybe when he's a bit older he'll like my stories. but other than with jack, is there anything new with you?

yeah, we could. but we both know it won't be the same. he might slide a few times and then declare daddy's slide as the better one and never touch mine again. yeah yeah, we'll get him in a maple leafs jersey eventually. but let's take it one step at a time. half time show first, then we can discuss possibly getting our boy into hockey. since his birthday falls perfectly for a weekend long celebration, i was thinking saturday for close family ? and then we'll get out the water silde on sunday. not much, really. aside from my gap collab dropping. might've created the perfect jeans. what about you ? aside from probably being busy working on your performance ?

you missed me? or you missed your unofficial canadian tour guide who keeps you from embarrassing yourself while in the country? be honest. you thinking vancouver was the capital of canada won't ever be forgiven or forgotten, hails. you really put your foot in your mouth there, and it just goes to show that the american school system is seriously lacking, but that's a discussion for another day. when do we go sugar shacking? you're just expecting me to jump on board as though i have nothing going on in my life? sure, i've been hermitting pretty hard, but i still have responsibilities. such as spoiling your son, so bring jack and it can be whenever you want. otherwise you'll have to wait for a response for seven to ten business days.

is both an option ? because whenever we are in canada, you immediately step into tour guide mode anyway. so, don't mind me for wanting the best of both worlds. see, i knew this was coming. true that, but may i remind you of that one time you literally stumbled over your own two feet in the middle of this restaurant, trying to impress that girl ? do i need to say more ? or can we focus on jack getting his sugar shacking experience in ? because i'm obviously bringing him to end your hermit life. at this point, i'm convinced you like him more than me. can't blame you though. his cute "unky shawnie" would have me melting too. and who knows, maybe inspiration will strike when you least expect it.

so i may have gone a little overboard ordering things from Rhode. i may have also been a little overeager to get my packages before i leave for the US, so if there was some intense email exchanges between myself and the Rhode team, who do i need to contact to apologize? i was stressing that i wouldn't be able to get that highlight milk and was feeling intense fomo after watching everyone use it on tiktok. no seriously, i'm obsessed. that stuff is genius and if that stuff ever gets disconnected, i'm going to cry. / @haileysbldwin

oh my god. first of all, thank you so much for ordering ! that really means the world to me. are you liking the highlight milk so far ? i won't lie, i kind of dig your race against time here, trying to get that highlight milk in before you leave for the us again. second of all, i can't believe i haven't put you on my pr list yet. doing this as we speak. let me know which adress works best for you when the time comes, yeah ? third of all, i think it's lena you talked to. because she was head over heels and stressed as fuck at the same time, talking about deliveries being delayed for 'the queen in the north'. so, shoutout to her. i'm not going anywhere, i promise. did you head back to the us to step into lara croft again ? because girl, i cannot wait to see it. you bringing back such a fierce, strong, independent and iconic character back to life ? it's exactly what the world needs.

I feel like I'm reaching out to all the people I've not seen in ages and begging them to spend time with me soon because I miss their gorgeous faces, and you're one of those people, Hails. I don't know when the last time we saw each other was, but it feels like a very long time, and we need to see each other again soon. I want to hear all about what's been going on in your world, and I can bore you with what's been going on in mine. Sound good? // @haileysbldwin

so happy i've made it onto your list, babe. because i miss your angel face too ! especially when i saw you having the time of your life in southern france. like excuse me, why wasn't i invited ? but you're right, we're definitely way over due to sit down together with a glass of wine and talk life. like are you good with that whole separation and the upcoming divorce thing going on ? private: because i'm struggling. i crossed paths with this guy. and he's incredible. and no, no rebound, before that word slips from your lips, because i too would've gone for that if i were you. but he's more than that. he's special. i just... don't know how to tell justin ? we've got such a good thing going on co-parenting jack together after the seperation and i just don't want to ruin that, you know ? especially because i love him and he's been a part of my life for so long. should i even tell him ?