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Dove: I wish thousands would drop their panties for me. They should. It’s pride month.

#𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙨

hey, you treat her with respect. boat? what the hell, man? she's a ferry. a new york staple. we're talking about converting her into an accessible entertainment venue, with a restaurant and the whole shebang. it's still on the table, but finding waterfront locations for sale around new york city is... a pain, to say the least. and now i've got a kid at home, so i'm not really very involved these days.

my bad, my bad. clearly i need to brush up on the proper terminology for these type of things. yeah, i can imagine that's a pain. can't wait to see what you two end up doing with it in the future. how's fatherhood going? late congrats on that.

Couches and chairs are still impressive. I need ideal conditions. I'm very high maintenance when it comes to sleep. I'm filming Man of Tomorrow right now, so I basically went from drinking wine in Napa to putting Lois Lane blazers back on and pretending I know what journalism is. And Tems seems like she'd be an elite roommate. How long do you get before you're thrown back into tour life and chaos again or are you touring right now?

ideal conditions? are we talking blackout curtains, fan on high, music playing somewhere in the background? because that would be the ideal sleeping condition to me. you do a damn good job at pretending what journalism is so props. how long are you supposed to be filming for? nah, i'm already on tour. in canada for a couple days before jumping back over to the states. it's a busy life.

Dove: well they do say not to make any promises that you know that can’t be kept. So, you’re being smart. Are you saying that going out on stage and having thousands admire you each night is less fun than being on your phone??? Women literally drop their panties for you.

pretty much. hopefully everyone else had a helluva time too and were able to hit that restart button. yeah, i'm back on tour. just started again a couple days ago so it's kicking my ass. are you playing any games lately? afraid i'm not a sports dude so i don't really know how the schedule works.

I will give Peppa her one moment of being an icon, though, when she hung up the phone on Suzy Sheep, that was so fucking funny, I laugh every time I see it. Dinnae get me started on Cocomelon. Sersh and I have agreed we're never showing Roen that, we love her too much. I'll let her watch the shite I grew up with instead that wasnae mind numbing.

alright, i have to agree with that. i also lowkey love that kids develop her accent whenever they watch it. it makes me die of laughter. what kind of stuff did you grow up with? i can imagine it's vastly different than the shows that air today.

listen, did i still drink it? yes. did i have a raging hangover the next day? also yes. it was nice to catch up with you. even better when we got our hands on the good stuff. i had the best time. loved getting to go in the hot air balloon, what about you?

you still drank it? brave soul. think i tossed it after the first sip in fear of exactly that happening -- the raging hangover, i mean. i'm in the same boat as you when it comes to the hot air balloon ride. i hate heights but it wasn't too bad. what are you up to now that the trip is over?

@luhems

is that really on my wiki page? that's hilarious. yeah, i hated the man for a solid year but we eventually ended up bonding over a shared love for green day. something something music brings people together. a physical fight? don't think we've ever reached that level. what was the reason for the fight? confirmed: i'm still a fan. fall for you still makes its way onto my playlist on a regular basis. i mean, congrats on your face, but also congrats on all the hard work. seems it all paid off. you'll never catch me dancing so no confirmation on that one. ah, the converse shoes. really ties the whole look together.

you know, the fact that luke hemmings is watching outer banks is actually sending me. that's such an honor. this is also the part where you tell me sarah is your favorite character on the show and the only exception is jj, because he's kind of cool. um, it's kind of a bittersweet feeling, you know? it's been a part of my life for so many years and now the end is near. nope.. the tears appear randomly every time i think about it, so thank you for that reminder.

what can i say? big fan of netflix stuff. good way to pass the time and sometimes the story is good enough for me to stick with it. sarah is indeed one of my favorites. at least in the top three list. however, jj? not really. you're welcome. can't wait to see what you and the rest of the cast end up doing post-obx. do you have lots of stuff lined up?

Dove: I’m fully kink shaming. Not sorry about it.

LUKE: fair enough.

Dove: let’s hope that they have pretty feet. Although no feet are actually pretty. That’s one thing my bank is safe from - purchasing feet pics.