CUPofJOE.

sabrinacarpenter: i think that a efficient way to filter through people. eevee and bulbasaur or my favorites, so what am i?

joejonas: eevee just shows taste and bulbasaur's an og so giving you that green. @.sabrinacarpenter

daisyridley: eevee, in any and all evolutions. if this is a red flag to you, argue with the wall.

joejonas: #taste esp adding in that all evolutions part. but since it's you, 🚩😇 @.daisyridley

madelyncline: i'm a ninetales and lucario girlie. ✨ am i a red flag? @/joejonas

joejonas: now hold up, she knows (poké)ball here. love the lucario lovie. 🟩 @.madelyncline

mnijungkook: freaking easiest question on earth: blissey for combat. but other than that i'd say zapdos or moltres. @/joejonas

joejonas: blissey is a wildcard, i'm with it. the other two are elite. you stay being the greenest flag. @.mnijungkook

sanatozaki: at first i thought that said you're hitting any new person.. just hitting them then i read the rest and i was like oH right.. my bad

joejonas: love where your head's at. not saying there might not be some hitting anyways depending on the answer. @.sanatozaki

JUNGKOOK: pretty much. we were all sitting in a circle when joon randomly went, "bruh, i think i'm joe's number one." then yoongi shot him a glare and was just about to say something when jin blurted out, "you're insane. i'm worldwide handsome, of course i'm his favorite." and everyone, including me, immediately turned to jin and visually flipped him off. then taehyung just shrugged and went, "nick's my favorite..." and fuck, if that didn't hurt my feelings. JUNGKOOK: but nah, we're good now. it was just fucking wild at the time... JUNGKOOK: that's good. i'm not sure i could survive another jonas divorce. do you live in new york, or...? JUNGKOOK: the boob part? because, honestly, relatable.

joe: for my own delusion, i'm pretending that that's all true. but for my own sanity, i'm glad it's not bc i know if it was, i'd seriously be public enemy #1 to so many damn people. it would be #joe-ver for me. joe: we do need to take a survery tho cause can't have any saying nick's their fave. joe: glad it's all good. hopefully you're good for awhile before anything like that happens again, too. joe: you don't need to worry about that here. nowhere close to that. yeah, been living in brooklyn for awhile. joe: it's a classic and also valid.