Stitched with Good Intentions

the white rat priests about the saint of steel paladins: if you can't get organic, home grown paladins, store bought is fine

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

The most unrealistic thing about One Piece is not the fact that there's a continent that wraps around the world like a belt or that there's power-giving fruit that reincarnate. Oh no, it's the fact that the Straw Hat pirates' doctor—the one expected to concoct medicine, sew stitches and perform surgery—is the only crewmate without opposable thumbs.