In that case I'll tell you a secret: I don't know what I say when I sell a song; this is my first time.
Well then, I'll be gentle.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@theartofmadeline
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Stranger Things
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Not today Justin
RMH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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In that case I'll tell you a secret: I don't know what I say when I sell a song; this is my first time.
Well then, I'll be gentle.

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The winners of our episode, Siobhan Thompson and Grant O'Brien!
Game Changer Season 8 Episode 3 "Night Shift"
New "stone" fashion trend inspired by Dr. Grace's beach.
The beach is very rocky since the Eridians couldn't figure out sand, and the wave machine is constantly pretty aggressive which means the beach is full of lake superior style rocks that Grace brings to class for a demo.
This sparks a trend where the young Eridians sand down their carapace more than usual (the sanding process is the Eridian equivalent to humans cutting their hair/nails.
This practice is perfectly safe - even young Eridians have very thick carapaces.
Pebbles start sanding from a young age. Usually their first sanding board is on their parents rougher edges.
The hardest part of sanding is the joints, both because the carapace is pretty thin so it's easier to damage, and because its an awkward angle. Because of this joint maintenance is done by a close family member or friend.
pet portraits from may! also comms are open again!
"Did you move it?"
"Move what."
"The fucking gun!"
"What Gun😨."

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#1 Eva Stratt defender
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

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Amaze Amaze Amaze (Life on Erid)
Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible
Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt
my first and probably only PHM fanart
has this been done?
Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)
Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?
Shane: Please don’t ask me that

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The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.
Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.