small baby bird

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[ID: A traditional art comic in bright jewel colors, with visible drawing lines. A golden-brown slug in a yellow raincoat is putting lettuce in their cart in the produce aisle at a grocery store. The sprinklers turn on with a “Pshh” noise, and the slug’s eyes pull back into their head as they are startled. They look around to see if anyone is watching, then lean into the produce shelf to stick their head into the sprinklers. /end ID]

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

actually this fucking slaps

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

and as if objectifying and sexualizing feminine anatomy as pornographic in-itself, independent of context, ain’t the exact same sexist shit that they claim to be trying to put an end to.