i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.

Also things for children SHOULD be good. I WANT children to have smart, well written media. We need to stop treating children as stupid babies who don’t deserve good media. The best children’s media is the media that still holds up as an adult and that you don’t feel stupid for having liked when you were younger.

You were born the bastard of a Duke and a foreign dancer. The Duchess always looks at you with a pained expression, which you thought was due to her husband's infidelity… until you learn that she had fallen hopelessly in love with your birth mother as well, and you were her spitting image.

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home

Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

remember when it used to be so fun to just fuck around with the settings on the computer? changing the background, screen saver, giving yourself a little rubber duck icon, cursors

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

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Yeah okay ill reblog that