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Like it does not matter how correct you are, or how beautiful your coherence of thought may be. If you're annoying, people will spend their time and energy elsewhere

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

dangerous misinformation

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

meanwhile my most recent frog encounter was trying to get my sister's dog to drop the very very possibly dead due to being struck by lightning frog she found on her walk today that she tried to eat.

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.