If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

me, smothering my bank account with unnecessary purchases: shh, shh shh shh

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop