Nope, I'm The One With Enthusiasm

@boltlightning

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

When one of the non augmented humans wants to get mb's attention without putting their feed device on they just say 'ping' out loud. And it works

It's on preservation and one of its presaux humans has a cold and is laying facedown on the floor in misery and just says out loud "SecUnit will you order me McDonald's" and when it arrives twenty minutes later just says "thank you" and then the microwave beeps

my favourite thing about anakin is how big of a hypocrite he is 😌 palpatine asks him to spy on the jedi council and he’s like ‘okay ❤️ yay ❤️’ but when the jedi council ask him to spy on the chancellor he’s like ‘how can you ask me to spy on him? that’s so dishonest :/’

here is eugenides. the thief of eddis. king of attolia. he is genius. he is a fool. he is ruthless. he is a clown. he is full of spite. his heart is too big. he is loving and kind. he is utterly cold-blooded. he is stubborn as a mule. he is giving up too much. he is the butt of every joke. he remembers all. he is never where he needs to, and he is everywhere all at once. he is full of rage, he is full of hope. he is sad. he knows to recognise joy. he offends the gods. the gods love him. he is the hero of the story. you love him. if you don't, then you don't love him yet. you will love him.