Mother Anarchys Favorite Daughter

Hello, my name is World's Most Privileged Trans Man, and I have some things to say about transandrophobia.

First of all, you trenders- I mean transandrobros, might not know this, but testosterone is soooo much more powerful than estrogen, so when you start T you pass instantly. I know this, because when I started T at 12 years old, I looked like all the other boys in my class, right after my first shot!

Also, abortion bans don't even affect us, because you can just get a hysterectomy. You should have been trying to get one anyway, since getting pregnant is only for women. If your insurance denies you, just have your parents pay for it like mine did!

I make a lot of money at my job where my colleagues make sexist jokes like I'm "one of the guys", and therefore so do you. I have never felt unsafe with a doctor or police officer, and therefore neither have you. I refuse to believe that anyone could have a different experience than me so they are just being a whiny baby, and I refuse to admit that being upper middle class, white, able bodied, and cis passing, might have a little more baring on my blissfully privileged life, rather than my True Male Soul

*Takes off my sarcastic voice*

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Being anti immigration, doesn't an influx of immigrants create of cheap labor that you could pay fucking pennies thus improving productivity and profit accumulation? you know more labor to exploit the shit of

Being transphobic / homophobic, aren't your guys whole thing "you own yourself" and "limited government" yet you're against trans people from expressing themselves and getting gender affirming treatment as well as gay people sleeping with another consenting adult within their own private domicile and need big daddy government to stop them

That actually brings us to my last point, being anti-choice (aka anti abortion). Like it's obvious right? "Personal autonomy" yet not allowing a person from removing a parasite from their body.

"physical removal" (so to speak) for anyone who doesn't conform to a communities norms, wanting to turn the world into a collection of city states ruled by CEO-Kings, and privatization of literally everything.