LilHoneyBat

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

This is actually the Vitamin String Quartet! If you haven’t heard their stuff before, I would 19392/10 recommend 👌👌

GETTIN SPOOKY YALL JOIN IN ON THE FESTIVITIES. PLAY THIS AND GO THRU MY BLOG ITS GR8 TO GET U IN THE SPOOKY MOOD

never too early to begin!!!

always a reblog

@symphonicdemise you’re welcome.

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

Apparently Tolkien actually did have to specify that Hobbits look humanoid: “I picture a fairly human figure, not a kind of ‘fairy’ rabbit as some of my British reviewers seem to fancy…” 

OMFG THE ONE WITH BOFUR IS KILLING ME

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

whoa I want me the supporting villain angry about kids being forced to fight them bc the Adults refuse to gear up themselves yesss

Please??

oh my Frith! I love them! I absolutely adore your art and how they’re named after the eight-legged horse of Norse Mythology. great work! ^-^