Maybe Iâm an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chinsâthatâs your food!! THATâS YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, âOooo, Iâm a creature of the night look at what sustains meâ yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what Iâm seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! Youâre how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT




















