Astro Raspberry

Ryan Gosling as Ryland Grace Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord and Chris Miller + Rocky

Trying out styles with these two 😌

Where the land meets the sea

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I feel like someone might have done this one, but if they did I couldn’t find it

- Religious satire/commentary (the absurdity regarding the bet with Job, the archangels being generally clueless, the deconstruction of how to-the-letter you need to be with following the laws of religion)

- Genuinely funny (Ty Tennant having like 3 minutes of screen time and out-fruiting his dad, Jemima and her pot and wanting to be turned into a salamander, Bildad the Shuhite and all that that entails)

- an emotional, character-driven core (Aziraphale learning the limits of his own morality, the discussion of the role good and evil play in events and how each is perceived when done by different parties, learning just how similar Aziraphale and Crowley are as it pertains to personal desires (which we as the viewer know, but chronologically it’s one of the first times they connect like they do)

And of course

Michael Sheen as Aziraphale

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Crowley: and I love him, and sometimes he looks at me like... But we're on opposite side y'know so it would never work--

Shakespeare: opposite sides

Crowley: *realising he almost revealed he was a demon* uh yeah... Like an old uh... Family fued. Like 6000 years old, hardly even remember what it was about really

Shakespeare: *frantically writing notes* and you two could never be together... In this lifetime

Crowley: *tearing up* nah, he's too good for me anyway. Like the sun, makes everyone around happy y'know?