Bisons Rule

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

not again

I think I've picked what color to repaint my Mustang if I ever can afford it...

That bitch is like dead dead isn't he...

you using sex to sell a mobile game, but I don't see any Black characters so my dick ain't even considering it

yeah yeah, you got huge titty elves; are there any non-evil characters with skin darker than paper? Can I make a character that looks like a Black person? Nah? Then why are you wasting our time here on Earth?

If their skins all fair, then I don’t care.

If they’re all pale, imma bail

None of them are Black? That’s wack

Severe lack of melanin? That’s a game I’m not getting in

No characters that are brown? Gives me a big frown ☹️

If nobody is darker than mayo, then this isn’t worth my wallet going K’O!

They all look aryan, well I ain’t payin’ then!

No characters of color, I’m not spending a dollar

Their face doesn’t look like mine, they ain’t getting a dime

your characters all pasty, i don't find that tasty

They’re all just one hue? That’ll never do

If they’re all European that aint a world I wanna be in

If none of them are from Africa I gotta laugh at ya

No skin that’s tan? Not a fan

"If I can't be black I will peel your skin back" easily fixed

Your hair selection got no Afros? Man, imma go

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.