baddest bitch in kindergarten

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

never give up on your dreams. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are dating. that's not a dream come true for either of them or any of us, but it does prove that things you cannot even fathom of happen every single day. So, why not your hopes and dreams?

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Our blessed "(m/w/d)", their barbarous "(gender neutral)"

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

(Thinking of a normal reason to measure you so I can buy you clothes) this is for my database of bodies