mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

nailing myself to the cross. for attention

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!