I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

I’ve never met somebody’s boyfriend who deserved to live

omfg i fucking HATE!! when women in movies & TV shows think abt getting an abortion and want an abortion and everything leads up to them getting that abortion but then right before theyre like NOOOO, i want to keep the baby after all :( and it's supposed to be wholesome or whatever like ohh my godddd. if u dont fucking abort that thang right now immediately, i'll FREAK

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

it’s me from my blog

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy