goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

I wanna go camping and makeout by the fire and fuck in the tent

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

I could be hornier (threat)

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

missionary so we can keep kissing

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts