And The Ass Saw The Angel

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

Heaven forbid someone have an aspirational vision for their country and fight for it instead of being a smug hipster to rationalize giving up

Did you actually read the post with your own two eyes or did you just skim over it and make something up? The post is about how people ignore decades of US state violence and are now acting shocked that America is perpetrating state violence. I’m begging you to use the 2 eyes you have been blessed with and the education you have been given that taught you to read.

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

Dooku is so funny in his indifference. every separatist mission he leads is him standing off to the side watching either Grievous, Asajj or a random command droid lose miserably while also not doing anything and frowning from time to time long enough until he can go "your failure is most unfortunate :/ i will have to tell Sidious about this" and leave. deadbeat head of state swag