TO ME i said your balls smell weird TO ME. lots of people will probably love it though, just relax

posting is a trauma response to thinking

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

i h8 having appointments im always like “omg theyre gonna be so mad at me” bitch for what

too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernaural’d the earth.

yeah, I got some nfts... some nice fucking tits LOL

physically can't be attracted to men that know people find them attractive like. does it make sense

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues