Well That Was Weird.

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

Bless it.

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

Ok but How Do I Do That

Elmer Fudd hunting Bugs Bunny with a shotgun and right as he sneaks up on Bugs he pulls out his phone and texts Bugs "[Elmer Emoji] [Shotgun Emoji] [Bugs Emoji]" and Bugs' phone buzzes and Bugs looks at it. But because Elmer has a Moogle phone and Bugs has a Gapple phone the Shotgun emoji is reversed on Bugs' screen and he turns the phone around to show Elmer it is Bugs hunting Elmer on his screen and when the camera zooms back out Bugs is holding Elmer's shotgun and Elmer immediately runs.

The implication that Jizz is just a local name on Tatooine is really funny though because I can imagine Luke huddled around a radio with a bunch of other rebels, hearing a song he likes, and going "oh turn it up I love jizz!" And all the other rebels just turning and staring at him.

just watched 'the gay deceivers' (1969) of "I know a BITCH when I see one" fame. need to write them meeting beejhawk.

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

Ilya, joking: Hey would you still love me if i was a worm Shane, completely serious: I would die for you in any form.

I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*