Bavarian Chicken Hypnotizer

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

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floating loafs on several degrees of squish

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all