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No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

Hi fish enjoyers guess who is officially 21 as of today :D

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

then wtf is a daffodil......................

I’m tired of pretending that I don’t like a plain cheese sandwich with mayo. Not my fault that people can’t appreciate the creamy nuances

I’m a man that can appreciate both a spice filled curry and some plain white bread and I won’t apologize for that

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.