I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itās a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itās a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
imma do anything atp why not

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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
And notice the potato doesnāt guilt you with āif you donāt, something horrible will happen.ā Potato wouldnāt betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isnāt convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isnāt in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesnāt get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.
Be like Potato. Be a good friend.
wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself
once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please donāt kill yourself

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The only retail job I miss is being the cashier at a local Hardware Store in a small town surrounded by other small towns, because I was essentially a high fantasy GuildMaster.
I worked there three summers in a row, and every laborer from every nearby town would come there for whatever supplies they needed, and man could they gossip like there was an Olympic medal for it.
At 8 AM, every morning, every plumber, roofer, electrician, and landscaper in the county was at the door waiting for me to unlock it, and theyād come back throughout the day.
I knew every tradesman in a 30 miles radius, and I knew too much about everyone in town because of, like I said, the tradesman gossip. Itās shocking that people basically tune out an entire person in their living room and say whatever they want, because they donāt see the guy fixing their light fixture as real somehow.
Then your average citizens, the townsfolk, would come in to ask for labor recommendations. The cashier at the local hardware store is a god among yelp reviews.
A woman needs her roof repaired. A man wants central air installed in his 100 year old house. Someone needs to break into a safe they inherited without the combination.
And I would make recommendations. Iād take down names and information so when a plumber I liked walked in an hour later, I could say, ācome here, I have a job for youā like I needed them to clear a village of Redcaps.
There is no difference between your local mom-and-pop hardware employee and Greed Karga sending the Mandalorian on bounty hunting jobs.
If Geralt of Rivia walked in, I could have found him something to do.
I believe all plumbers dual-wield drain snakes and arcane magic, because youād be surprised how often Liches come up in septic tank repairs.
You can belong to a monster huntersā guild and a weldersā union, if you have the time. Always good to diversify your portfolio.
wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when Iām just sitting here? Well it looks like thereās a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
Fabian Seacaster is an enigma to me, not because of who he is, but because how I feel about him. Fabian Seacaster is entitled, spoiled, self-absorbed, rich, rude, and worst of all, a teenage boy. He believes he's the coolest person in the world and deserves everything good and cool to happen to him. You're supposed to like him, but want him to be humbled, go through character growth and realise everything isn't about coolness. Yet. Yet that's not the fucking case. Every single time Fabian tries something cool I want him to succeed. I want him to win all his fights even when it's unreasonable that he should. He starts PvP with Pete fucking Conlan, the sweetest guy ever. A trans man from New York with a pet butterfly who lives with five roommates and is best friends with a goth and 60 year old, he's always dressed in a cowboy hat and fishnet shirt. And I love him. And I'm still rooting for this entitled little shit to win. He doesn't deserve to. And yet.
#may I propose-#the reason that audiences root for him (despite his basis on being a pretentious popular rich kid jock)#is because his is a Cringe Fail Loser#his first ever fight he spends almost half of his turns just trying to jump onto a table#he routinely gets the shit beat out of him and is reality checked constantly (i.e. when heās denied a spot on the bloodrush team)#but in spite of all that heās still an overconfident dork that people WANT to root for#because dammit heās giving it his all!!! and we want him to be cool too!!!!#heās an underdog who doesnāt act like one#which for me I think is pretty cool because Iāve seen a lot of ātraditionalā underdogs#whose whole personality revolves around that surface-level idea of being smaller/weaker/less skilled etc but ultimately winning#NOT FABIAN THO#no he loses all the time and remains a true Chad#he thinks heās hot shit and he isnāt but he never stops trying to prove that he is#and I think thatās refreshing#heās an underdog who DOESNāT ābeat the oddsā or win something he realistically shouldnāt have#I think it really expands upon the idea of an underdog#because the whole point is that they arenāt likely to win but keep going anyway#and if that doesnāt describe Fabian Aramais Seacaster I donāt know what does#also heās stupid and I love him<3 (via @thehorrificdaydream)
you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

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I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use
THE TAG āAND BOTH ARE SEXYā IS A JOKE ITS A FUCKING JOKE I DONT THINK BREAKING LAB SAFETY PROCEDURE IS SEXY I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FICTIONAL SCIENTISTS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A LAB THEYRE NOT SEXY AT ALL. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP.
okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
You can tell when someoneās frame of reference for ānormal peopleā is more āpeople at the church sponsored ice cream socialā and less āpeople on the busā
the people in the notes saying āpeople on the bus arenāt normalā are the people this post is talking about.
I took the bus for three years when I lived in Honolulu and haven't lived anywhere with even usable public transit since, but in those three years I had dozens of utterly bizarre experiences that were also Perfectly Normal. This is because the human condition is vast and also Very fucking Weird.
Kid one the bus next to me whose backpack starts moving and it turns out he's got three chickens and a painted turtle he caught in there? This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been catching small game and transporting it home in whatever they had since we invented bags to put chickens and turtles in.
I traded him three king-size snickers bars I had on me for the turtle because I vaguely remembered that many freshwater turtles were toxic to eat (incorrectly, as it turns out, but this was when I still had a Nokia Brick that lived a blissful, internet-free existence), and didn't want him accidentally poisoning his family, but didn't want to just. Steal his hard-won turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been cautious about poisons, looking out for strangers kids and bartering shit since before we were technically humans, probably.
Having acquired a turtle, I now needed to transport the turtle to the on-campus pond that effectively served as an Invasive Freshwater Turtle Containment Zone, but did not have a bag that could adequately contain him so I had to sit the rest of that bus ride, at the station and all through the next bus ride holding the turtle like the world's angriest hamburger. Multiple people were curious about and delighted with the turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans love an animal, especially one that is capable of appearing grumpy, and hands are for holding things.
By the time I got back to Campus, the anthropology and child psychology building that the Invasive Turtle Containment Pond was in had closed, so I had to figure out how to climb the tree over the wall and get down off the roof while holding The World's Angriest And Sharpest Hamburger. I eventually ended up having to briefly shove the turtle into by bra to get up to the initial branch and off the roof without breaking an ankle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans are, as a species, a bunch of barely-evolved arboreal frugivores and really good at Tree Physics, and I don't know a single titty-having bitch out there that hasn't used their bra as Emergency Pockets at least once, if not daily.
I released the turtle into the Turtle Containment Pond and then had to solve the problem of getting back OUT of the locked building, but Nokia Brick never loses a signal or drops a call (including that time I accidentally dropped it off a 13-story building in the middle of a call to my parents and the damn thing BOUNCED but kept the line open. I miss that phone every day.) and while campus security has been carefully trained to not let people IN to places without proper ID and a call to someone inside, they assume that if you got locked in somewhere, that you got in by legitimate means and not Lemur Shenanigans, so i just called them, apologized that I'd been working late with headphones on and didn't realize I'd been locked in. This is Perfectly Normal, people have been lying to cops since laws were invented, and will continue to do so because all cops are bastards.
Anyway, everyone should have access to good public transportation because freedom of movement is a human right and meeting a broad spectrum of humanity is good for your mental health and spiritual welfare.
Siobhan and Murph frantically YELLING across the stage, out of their seats, trying to out-do each other helping "their guy" in this fight is my favorite thing. Siobhan is literally bouncing shouting "IT'S NOT A SPELL IT'S AN ABILITY" about Adaine's portent rolls, while Rules Lawyer Murph is trying to figure out what he can throw in there. Best friends play games together always delivers the best content. I have HAD those fights with my friends!
America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
no healing, no living, go KILL
This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

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Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.
They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.
If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.
I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.
Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.
He is the beginning, there will be more, no matter what they do.
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