~Make Me A Playlist That I Can Play On Repeat~

bro is tired... bro is drained... bro needs a break... bro is me

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

The convergence 

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"

the last bushi-doll

Tomadachi life or whatever

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts