baker, maker, vegetable partaker

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.

I got this bad bitch who is obsessed with me and is constantly blowing up my phone. Her name is Flood Watch and she sends me all these long text messages about all the wettest places near me

Her sister Air Quality Alert…she’s mid and she smells but she’ll grow on you (lung cancer)

:)

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

I don't think anything will ever better represent my experience of being a child better than one time in like 2nd grade when I told a teacher's assistant, "I'm not stupid, you're being very condescending, please let me do my math worksheet myself" and she immediately replied, "That's a really big word, do you know what it means?"

emerges from the closet covered in compression artifacts and with a noticeably reduced file size

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

Motorcycles 🤝 cigarettes (Fantastic marketing made them look soso cool while also being a pretty bad idea to invest in personally)