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chaos0pikachu

ilya is such a fucking funny ass character cause like his behavior be wildin out harder than contestants on family feud hosted by steve harvey like the fuck you mean ilya caught sight of some big brown eyes and freckles on the ice and was like "damn gotta get me some of that" calling up his agent to set up a foreplay commercial just to see shane in some makeup with the fenty gloss bomb on and then rolls up in the showers checking out shane's A++ tiddies and dick like this is the start of a queer as folk episode and not Canadian government co-funded yaoi then just starts straight CRANKING it right there in front of buddha, jesus, and the spirit of queen elizabeth herself THE SHAMELESSNESS

meanwhile shane can feel the spirits of his ancestors going "not this white boy, don't you dare" but then ilya struts up tyra banks top model style with his slut bones out and is like "how you doin?" the embodiment of the eggplant emoji irl and shane's big subby brown eyes are hungry like a wolf cause iyla's apparent 9 inch dick that he was literally stroking out is right there in front of shane's face and shane's ate nothing but baked chicken and white rice for the last two years he is STARVING and his ancestors are like "fuck, we lost him"

#heated rivalry

alfea

look up what song was #1 on your 10th birthday (link below the poll to a site for that), how do you feel about that song?

i love it

i like it

it's okay

i dislike it

i hate it

i'm aware of it but haven't heard it

i've never heard of it

Voting ended onJan 9

Find the number one song on any day. Listen now or watch the music video. Featuring the top hits from all the charts.

#Live Your Life by T.I. featuring Rihanna #that song is for soldiers in Iraq??#I'm aware of it's existence but I never listened to the lyrics #when it started i was like 'ive never heard that before'#but then Rihanna started and I recognized it #poll

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ticklefighthockey

“I have only been in love with one person” “same here. only one” no shit shane lmao nobody at that table was sitting there thinking you were out having a bunch of romantic entanglements. your parents are still visibly reeling from the revelation that you apparently have sexual desires (??). ilya meanwhile has been fucking you for the better part of a decade and still thinks of you as a hot nerdy virgin he’s about to deflower every single time he gets you naked (this gets him hot btw). we know there’s only one, babe

ticklefighthockey

ilya years from now will still be asking “is your first time with a man?” and shane’s like oh my fucking god we are MARRIED

#heated rivalry

barbie-verse

heated rivalry - twitter edition

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#i live for social media aus #heated rivalry

lightbulbshineon

I fear I have whatever Shane has, because why did it not cross my mind until this stage that I (as singular person) don't need 4 tuna melts for breakfast?

I could've just made one or two and stored the tuna salad in my fridge - but no - now I've already topped them and it's too late to turn back :/

I can't believe that I'll have to start the new year with reheated tuna melts 🥀 this doesn't bode well for me

lightbulbshineon

This was the first time using my oven at my new flat and it just wouldn't get brown?! Idk but yeah, who wants to bet if I'll even need a second one?

Edit:

I was drilling holes in my wall (as one does on a Wednesday morning) and forgot that the other ones were still in the oven and I'd say they actually look better 🙃

#tuna melt

lightbulbshineon

I fear I have whatever Shane has, because why did it not cross my mind until this stage that I (as singular person) don't need 4 tuna melts for breakfast?

I could've just made one or two and stored the tuna salad in my fridge - but no - now I've already topped them and it's too late to turn back :/

I can't believe that I'll have to start the new year with reheated tuna melts 🥀 this doesn't bode well for me

lightbulbshineon

Serve immediately? More like serve at some point 😕

I fear I have whatever Shane has, because why did it not cross my mind until this stage that I (as singular person) don't need 4 tuna melts for breakfast?

I could've just made one or two and stored the tuna salad in my fridge - but no - now I've already topped them and it's too late to turn back :/

I can't believe that I'll have to start the new year with reheated tuna melts 🥀 this doesn't bode well for me

#i never half recipes and always have leftovers for days is this really another symptom of me very probably being on the spectrum?!#i stopped cooking asp because there were always too much leftovers #my mother would tell me to just make less but I'd immediately forget about it #also what would I do with like half a can of whatever I'm using?!#i don't get it #anyways #happy new year #dw it's vegan #tuna melt #heated rivalry

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I'm so stupid!! I was at the grocery store looking up recipes for tuna melt, because I wanted to do an entire show rewatch today because I finally got my wifi installed yesterday. I even got full sugar ginger ale! It was gonna be a cozy Sunday, but in my internal debate if i should get jalapenos even tough i probably wouldn't use them up i completely forgot the mayo?! Like wtf is wrong with me 😞 I'm so sad rn

#why are stores in Germany closed on Sundays 😞#dw it's vegan tuna #i was gonna make the official recipe #but another recipe said jalapenos #that's why I was debating #in case anyone was wondering #heated rivalry #tuna melt

Omg! I’m so glad I’m a digital hoarder!!

About 40 weeks ago I realised that Paul Baker from those adults fx clips on my fyp was the same guy from the first and only TikTok I genuinely remember and still quote to myself way too often. I was absolutely convinced I had saved it, but I just couldn't find it. I spent ages scrolling through his TikTok but found nothing, YouTube was a dead end too.

But just now, when I was actually looking for a room tour of my room from 2019, I saw the thumbnail right next to it. So not only did I not make it up, I did save it! Which is why I’m sharing it now, just in case someone else also has “piping Michelle Obama” as an audio stim lol

#I mean with the current climate i get why he wanted that gone #i thought i only started using TikTok after i moved out #that's why I hadn't found it back then #but I remember now that I used to watch TikTok compilations on YouTube #i don't want to talk about it #audio stim #piping Michelle Obama #jack innanen #adults fx #paul baker #tiktok #digital hoarding

The artist note from dePresno was very cute, but there's no way I'd ask to be put on a guest list or write him on Instagram. This made me remember that they sat at my table while the other people were performing which lead to me sitting there in Schockstarre (which apparelently translates just as shock, which makes no sense since I wanna say that I froze up in shock like a possum 🙈) The concert was the smallest I've ever been to, and the vibes were lovely, but for my anxiety it was not that fun

#depresno #there were like 20 people at most and he was surprised that many people came #there were people that just spontaneously joined but I'd planned an entire day trip to Berlin for this lule

Well this Spotify wrapped made me realize that I only ever really listen to music while prepping for concerts (glaive/ovine hall + kurtains, dePresno and Beach Bunny were all the concerts I went to in 2025 lol)

My top podcasts are the ones I listen at the gym or while showering. But then again other than that I only listen to podcasts while collection plants for my bunny, because I just can't find any series or anime to binge while outside, which is what I used to do before ig

#spotify wrapped #a big chunk of haikyuu if actually only listened to and made stuff up while reading fanfiction 👍🏻#glaive #the yard podcast #the basement yard #too much yard ngl #i sometimes say the wrong yard podcast #Edeltalk #beach bunny #depresno #Lampenfieber #club carlo

willwoodupdates

Hey hey! Reblog with your Spotify wrapped if you wanna!! Here’s mine erm.. gulp.

lightbulbshineon

After last years disaster I'm just glad that my Spotify wrapped contains actual music that I like and listen to 😅

#spotify wrapped #glaive

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jentlemahae

crying

jentlemahae

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

sagicidal

u forgot the best part

lastoneout

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

tendochocolat

@ukaizawa

athenasdragon

God, that explains this:

burins

I'll tell anyone about adblockers btw. I got ublock origin installed on the laptop at drag karaoke once because the youtube ads were driving us all insane. I told my physical therapist about it so she could fix her background music. from about 2012-2021 I essentially never saw an ad unless it was on the subway and I want everyone to be able to live like that

aristotels

sponsorblock for firefox. its saved my life and apparently over 10 hours of listening to youtubers promote raycon earbuds and shit. basically it skips over the sponsored segment lol

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