a Y Y L M A O 👽

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

They should give me a bachelor in science of being a sweetheart

Afterward I will pursue a master’s degree in being an absolute delight 

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

IM QUEUING FOR 2020

ITS TIME

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

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Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

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oh they tryna F U C K

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

- Will Herondale

I’m just— my heart is in pieces after reading his POV

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

This went in a direction unexpected, but I am totally ok wth.

IM CRYING THIS IS THE SPECIALEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!