tomsadventure

the mere sight of a man's midriff is enough to drive one to madness

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮ (  Emotionally  ) (     fulfilling     )   (    cock       )     ╰     ͜      ╯                     O                   o                            °      〃∩　∧＿∧     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　          　   ＼/＿＿＿/

I don’t really care either way about the ascii stuff but I’m just adding this into the gallery of “half the people using ‘woke’ don’t even seem to know what it means”

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is