i’m a skitty with a blog. my qualifications are as follows: aspiring ichabod historian, sole member of quentin trembley’s pr team, enthusiasm enthusiast, oblivious schmuck, incompetent bisexual, guinea pig whisperer, dead horse beater, force to be reckoned with, and world’s most renowned blogger

this is my personal playground which i use to post obsessively about my interests and not much else. i have bad taste in everything. my entire online presence is dedicated to dragging the same few topics over and over again so if this doesn’t appeal to you i wouldn’t recommend following. i am also stupidddd so don’t expect anything scholarly from me i’m mostly just here to be a dashboard nuisance and occasional groupchat mockery victim. hit that Subscribe button for more tips and tricks. suggestive topics may come up so please also be 16+ to follow

#ichology <- browse my ichabod crane posts. solve my riddles. You might learn something

i’m also a guinea pig. some might even describe me to be a strangely human looking sandhill crane chick. i love creatures and images feel free to tag me in anything you think i’d like. if i come off as blunt or awkward it’s most likely not on purpose i just have poor social skills but i try to be friendly so please don’t be afraid to talk to me

reblogs are ok unless i have them off obviously usually it’s because i'm self-conscious or i don’t want to something to leave my circle. i tend to overshare a bit. if you say something annoying i’ll just block you. all my haters will be found dead in a ditch. otherwise be as nosy as you want

terfs, zionists, self-identified “proshippers” and pedo apologists do not talk to me ever i will find you and kill you. if you have an issue with something i say confront me directly instead of being weird or vague about it ok be civil. bye