LieraBee

girl let's yuribait for the public together

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

sick of how much it costs to collect plushies so instead im gonna use magic to transform willing victims and anyone who annoys me into plushies. you're gonna look so cute in my collection next to all your new friends.

when I say I'm bricked up this is what I mean

thats fucking it. im force littling you until you're just barely 54 inches tall and on the razor's edge of being able to ride the big girl roller coasters at six flags and they will ALWAYS take out the measuring stick to make sure

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

facesitting is top tier because you dont even really have to put in that much effort. if a girl is being bratty while youre playing a game you can push me down and sit on my face and then continue playing for the next hour or so

her

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.