The Craver Company

Oh my god my ass looks like that

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

the only upside to the fourth of july is that i get to block dipshits that like america but really you can do that any day of the week so it's not even that special

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

we as a society should start a fun little game where u can go to a place where a lot of highly trained people will look at your physical condition and check it against known medical knowledge to diagnose what is wrong with you and then treat you for it